This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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