Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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