Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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