? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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