did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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