I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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