i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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