508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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