ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Well I just put wine in my tea
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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