I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i drank out of a bidet.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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