I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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