Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
