new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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