yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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