Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
