i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
