Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just blew my weed a kiss
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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