hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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