Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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