They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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