i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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