when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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