You work out of a Hotel?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
