You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
MIDGETS
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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