obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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