She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i've created a new STD.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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