Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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