Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
