Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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