i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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