i would punch a child for taco bell
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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