Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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