You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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