i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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