I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Randomize
