Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
