he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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