Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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