no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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