i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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