Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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