haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
