She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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