He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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