It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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