who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Someone came in the potted fern
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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