And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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