Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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