Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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