You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Actions speak louder than pants.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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