Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
