oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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