you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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