Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
