More tranny stories later!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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