Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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