I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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