that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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