I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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